Warning
This may have some drug references! DOVEWING IS HIGH! She's probably drunk too... who know's what she's on... o.o
Prologue
It was a dark, moonlit night. Dew glistened on the trees around the Moonpool as cats slipped into the sacred water and disappeared. The water turned purple and rippled unnaturally as each cat went into its depths.
"What are we doing here again?" Cinderheart asked Ivypool as they stood on the water's edge.
"Dunno," the silver and white tabby she-cat replied.
"We're going into the portal, you mouse-brains," Willowshine mewed.
"To where?"
"Ummm... I think it's called... a... citee."
"WOW COOL!" shrieked Dovewing, sauntering up to them. "DOES IT HAVE CATMINT?!!!"
"Ummm... how about you go look for some when we get there," Ivypool mewed, steering her sister towards the water. She gave Ivypool an apologetic look and plunged into the water, taking Dovewing with her. Soon, all the Clan cats were gone from the side of the pool. And where they ended up was not good. They were surrounded by huge TwoLeg nests. A skinny grey cat came out from behind something that looked like a miniature Carrionplace in a shiny metal thing and wandered up to them.
"I'm NaNundefined," the cat mewed, curving the corners of her- was it a she-cat?- mouth up in a weird expression that looked like she was happy. "Welcome to the real world."
Chapter 1
Ivypool froze. The 'real world'... What's that? she thought.
"OMG NANNY! I LOVE THIS PLACE!" Dovewing yowled. "WHERE'S YOUR CATMINT?"
"I'll show you something better," mewed NaNundefined. She rummaged through the shiny Carrionplace and pulled out a strange cylinder filled wit liquid that grew thinner at the top.
"It's called beer," she hissed. "Try some."
Dovewing grabbed the beer off NaNundefined and stuck her tongue inside the cylinder.
"THIS IS GREA..." she mewed before she vomited.
"Lovely," Poppyfrost mewed sarcastically. "Very civilised."
"Civilised?" NaNundefined mewed, puzzled.
"Nevermind," Poppyfrost mewed exasperantly. "So... where's your den?"
"You mean my apartment?" NaNundefined corrected her. "It's up there." She motioned her tail towards the closest giant TwoLeg nest.