The Crazy Wiki Family |
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Author: Rainwillow
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Status: In the Making
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Series: None
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Allegiances: The Crazy Wiki Family Allegiances
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Preceding: None
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Succeeding: None
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Spellcheckers: None
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| Read the story about this crazy Wiki family....in cat form! |
Chapter 1
"Mommy!" wailed Splasheplt.
"What is it?" asked Icestorm, walking towards her daugher.
"Rainlegs pushed me!" said Splashpelt.
"Did not!" said Rainlegs.
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Stop!" shouted Icestorm.
Splashpelt and Rainlegs glared at each other, each holding a plastic spork in their hands, ready to fight.
Rainwillow gazed at them with wide brown eyes from her bed, holding onto her teddy bear tightly.
"What's wrong?" asked Cloudskye, walking in.
"Aunt Cloudskye!" wailed Rainlegs, running towards her aunt. "Splashpelt accused me of pushing her."
Icestorm sighed, wishing for the hundredth time today that Lavastorm wasn't on the trip to New York.
Rainwillow frowned at her sisters. "You two argue so much," she said.
Icestorm shook her head and took both sporks from Splashpelt and Rainlegs.
"That's better," said Icestorm. "Now, hurry up and get dressed, or I won't take you two out today."
Splashpelt jumped out of bed and started looking through her closet. Rainlegs rolled her eyes, wondering why her sister wanted to look her best all the time. Rainwillow ran to her closet and started looking for her clothes.
When they were all dressed, Icestorm looked proudly at her daughters. Splashpelt was wearing a pink shirt with splashes of different colors and short jeans, Rainlegs wore a simple red shirt and jeans, and Rainwillow wore a lavender shirt and skirt.
"Wonderful! You're all dressed!" exclaimed Icestorm. "So, in you go into the kitchen! Breakfast time!"
Chapter 2
Atelda grunted from his spot in the living room. He lifted his head and stared at the girls that had been dressed. "Can't ANYONE read a good newspaper?" he grunted, shaking his newspaper in the air.
"Dad," growled Icestorm as she yanked the newspaper from his hand. "Why are you reading about the middle east?"
"It's interesting!" protested Atelda as Icestorm took the newspaper from him and ripped it to shreds.
Icestorm blinked. "OH MY GOD."
"What?" Splashpelt chirped.
"I have the best idea ever," she said, her eyes flickering. "LET'S GET A CAT."
"Lolwut?" Rainwillow asked, jumping from her bed. "You're sayin' we're just going to get out and buy a cat? Just like that?"
"That's exactly what I'm saying," Icestorm told her child. Cloudskye emerged from the dining room. "Eh. More responsibility. Exactly what I'm looking for."
Icestorm flashed her sister a sharp glance and turned to Rainlegs as she spoke. "But...we're cats."
"STFU." Icestorm sharply hushed her daughter. "Let's have breakfast. DAD! MOM!" She turned as Ivyheart padded into the kitchen.
"Waffles. Toast. Eggs. ENJOY." She dumped the food out in front of her family. Like turkeys, they gobbled it down. She even caught a burp from Rainlegs. "Rainlegs. Use your manners," she growled.
Rainlegs flicked an ear. "Sorry!" She nibbled her toast - she had drizzled oil on it because it tasted good. As her family finished up breakfast, Icestorm began jotting down name ideas for the cat.
Cloudskye interrupted. "Why don't we do the shopping first?" she grunted.
Icestorm flashed her sister a sarcastic glare. "Great idea," she growled dryly. "C'MON! What are you idiots waiting for?" Her family paused, genuinely puzzled. Icestorm sighed as she rolled her eyes and tumbled down the stairs. "Follow me, you confused old badgers!"
She padded down to the car, while all Rainlegs, Rainwillow, and Splashpelt did was argue about who got the front seat. Icestorm sighed. "I'LL choose!"
She put a finger out and sang, "Eenie, eenie, minie, moe. Catch a tiger by its toe. If she hollers, let, let her go...OH WHY AM I SINGING SHAWTY KINGSTON AND JUSTIN BIEBER? I'm not even sure if I got that first name right. Er. Red. White. Blue. Cats rule." Her finger landed on Splashpelt. "UP YOU GO, IDIOT."
The drive to the shelter was long. Very long. Often, her children pointed out pretty scenery or hobos living on the streets and pointing the middle finger at them. Finally, they reached it. Pretty Paws Shelter. "LOLWUT IS UP WITH THIS NAME," lawled Icestorm as she drunkily padded over to the adoption center. They padded in and looked at the cages.
There was a tortoiseshell kitten that lashed her claws out at them, trying to fit them through the cage. Icestorm snorted with disbelief as a orange tabby tom flung himself on her legs, staring up at Icestorm. "Get off of me, you flea-ridden vermin," she growled. "Hey, what about that one?"
A small gray and white tabby stepped forward, large blue eyes blinking. A lady with luscious brown hair and a pink shirt stepped forward. She had a short skirt on, and socks. "Dude, why'd you overdress today?" asked Rainlegs as she approached the lady, but she ignored Rainlegs and turned her face to Ivyheart, Atelda, Cloudskye, and Icestorm, who were staring at her. "Would you like this one?" she asked. "Her name's Poopface. Sorry, we couldn't name her properly. Er...we could test her if you like."
Icestorm grimaced. "SURE!" The lady held out Poopface and brought her to a corner. "Well...might wanna change her name now," she said, embarrassed.
Icestorm turned to her children. "Names, gaise."
"SAPPHIRE!" the three kids shouted.
Icestorm turned to the lady. "Sapphire it is, girl."
As they tested Sapphire, she turned out to be a perfect match. The family was green, being outgoing and active, and so was Sapphire. Icestorm had filled out the adoption applications, and they were assigned to pick up Sapphire in two days. "Let's go shopping," she said.