What to give the Warriors for Christmas...

So, what do the cats from Warriors want for Christmas? Let's find out!

ThunderClan
Firestar ~ Hair dye. He's tired of being called a ginger.

Spottedleaf ~ New perfume. Firestar's tired of her same scent.

Bluestar ~ Pregnancy test, since she can't tell for herself. (Refer to Bluestar's Prophecy to understand this one).

Leafpool ~ Anti-depressant. Dang, she needs it!!

Graystripe ~ A towel. Poor guy hates getting wet.

Millie ~ Anxiety meds, or some morphine. She needs to sleep for a few years!

Briarlight ~ How 'bout a wheelchair?

Blossomfall ~ A boyfriend. She needs attention.

Jayfeather ~ A new stick.

Squirrelflight ~ Pepper spray for all the guys that fall for her.

RiverClan
Mothwing ~ A visit from StarClan. Might knock some sense into her. :P

Leopardstar ~ Acne medication. She's looking pretty spotty. (Yeah...that was lame).

Crookedstar ~ A dentist. Just for his mouth!

Mudfur ~ Body wash. Why else would he be called Mudfur? (another lame one).

ShadowClan
Tigerstar ~ Gun. Might make murdering a little easier.

Brokenstar ~ Surgery for synthetic tail. Poor guy.

Clawface ~ Concealer. For his scars.

WindClan
Crowfeather ~ A threesome! That way he doesn't have to choose between she-cats!

Nightcloud ~ Oh...she needs anger management too.

Breezepelt ~ Same as his momma.

Heathertail ~ Just throw her in the tunnels. Christmas gift for us all.

I'll made more later.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! ENJOY!!!!