User talk:Feathertail Millie

You find yourself in the middle of a shadowy forest. You're tired, hungry, thirsty and utterly miserable. I need to find a high place to look out for my needs, you think to yourself. And it's not long before you find one. A huge collection of shale boulders and a clearing is right in front of you. Atop one of the highest ones is a beautiful mottled tabby she-cat.

"Oh," she says when she sees you. "My name is Mia. Welcome to my rock! I'm happy to help you with anything." She sees the pitiful look on your face and disappears on the other side of the rock. She returns with a mouse and throws it at you.

Millie's Guide to Avoiding Awkwardness
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Oi! You!
CHAT NOW. NOW! 10:53, April 18, 2012 (UTC)