User blog comment:Scarletsky/Happy New Year!!/@comment-3155630-20120101042914

LOL I'm trying to make chocolate fondue right now, and my dad decided to put in some fancy liquor to make it taste better and the chocolate - no shit - it turned into frosting. Then he tried mixing it and it turned into paste. Finally he mixed it furiously until it resembled fondue. Then he decided it needed more liquor and did it all over again. Then he was like, "Fuck this, let's nuke it." And he stuck it into the microwave and I am NOT kidding you - the result was a brownie. The whole time I was cracking up. I videotaped it and he was like, "It just needs to reach its boiling point." I said, "I am at my boiling point.

Right now he's trying to turn it normal again. xD.