User blog comment:TwiDye/The Weird Chat's I have in Various Places/@comment-1333071-20111119185544

Haaahhh... LAME! (Compared to mine, of course! xD)

Last summer I was a doctor practitioner at a Girl Scout camp, which is a fancy way of saying that I'm 15 and the medical person there. xD

Well, this meant that I was working very closely with a lot of different things. I dealt with what they called "small issues" such as stings, scratches and cuts, sprains and broken limbs, and... other things. xD

One counselor, Matilda, who was from Australia, was the most-treated person there. I was there for about two weeks and she had a lot of problems.

Anyway, the first problem I had with her was when we were on the road, at ACE Adventure Resort in West Virginia. We were in the awesome lake and somebody fell on poor Matilda and ended up spraining her finger. *crap* So I had to go treat that.

We got back to the camp, where my job became a lot more obvious because I was constantly treating small injuries. xD

Anyway, Matilda comes up to me and says "Annie? Yeah, I think I cut my back on a tree." I say, "Okay, let's take care of this now." So she rips off her shirt (she had a bathing suit underneath!) and- no surprise to me- there is a HUGE HUGE cut just bleeding everywhere. The blood was all over the shirt. A younger girl comes up, obviously to ask me or Matilda a question, and bursts out crying when she sees Matilda's cut. xD It was that bad! Poor Matilda was forced to wear giant bandages for about two days.

The day the bandages came off, I let her go swimming. She comes to me sobbing. (19-year-old from Australia sobbing... Houston? We have a problem.) She says, "Annie, I got stung by a jellyfish!" I say, "I've never been to Australia, but I'm pretty sure there are no types of jellyfish that live in freshwater." She says, "Well... it feels like a sting. A constant one." Well of course, now I am forced to ask, "Where?" When she responds, I say, "All right, turn around, let me take a look." She turns around, and there I see a crab with its claws on her butt. After laughing my ass off (I am a horrible doctor xD) I pulled it off and said "Wear these bandages for two days." xD Fail.

Yeeup. These are the things I deal with over the summer. xD