User blog:Silversong123/The Scariest Thing....

So, I was outside filming a movie, and I lost one of the little toys. I was with my sister and a friend. There were ducks next to us, and my sister went to pick up the toy, which we found next to the ducks, and was going to pick it up, when this fat, bald man came out from his balcony and started yelling his fucking bald head off.

Bald Guy: "LEAVE THE DUCKS ALONE YOU RATS! LEAVE THEM RIGHT NOW! RATS! RAAAATS! YOU STUPID KIDS, GET AWAY FROM THE DUCKS OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE! RATS! RATS!"

My sister, my friend, and I totally freaked out and left. We went upstairs to my house and told my mom everything. My mom called my dad (who is EXTREMELY protective of my sister and I) and he came from his work. Literally, the whole neighborhood came out and consuled the three of us. They even gave me chocolate. ^-^ A bunch of people came out with their dogs and they were all "Pet the dogs, girls, that'll calm you down."

We were so freaked out, that we started crying. This doesn't happen where I live, so I was pretty scared. To top that off, my dad started to seriously flip out. He started cusing, and throwing his middle finger out. It was crazy.

Even worse, I was the one who had to call the police! I was so flippen scared and crying, I almost forgot my address! The lady on the phone was like, "Don't worry, hon, calm down. Hold on, it seems like the man is on my other line."

WHAT?! The man was on the other line?! Great....

Everything turned out okay, though. I learned that basketballs can really give you a nasty black eye, and that my neighbors really care about us ^-^

This was definatly an interesting day...

If my teacher asks us what we did in Spring Break, I am so going to say:

"Oh, yeah, there was this guy that yelled at us, hahahahaha, and he called us rats, hahahaha, I was totally scared, hahahaha, I started LOLing, hahahaha."

NOT!!!!

Till next time,

